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or use it to celebrate the fact that champagne is basically meditation in a glass
Measures approximately 28" x 29"
Perfect for singles
Hang it in your kitchen as a badge of solidarity with everyone else who's equally confused
Drink Happy Thoughts
Fool Me Once Fuck You. Mothers Day or use it to celebrateA sharp, no nonsense declaration for anyone who's learned their lesson the hard way. This towel is for those who've been burned once and made damn sure it never happened again. It's witty, direct, and speaks to the kind of hard won wisdom that only comes from experience. The perfect gift for someone who's fiercely loyal but absolutely done with nonsense. Keep things simple. Product Details: 100% cotton flour sack towel Measures approximately 28" x 29"
