Snack Dealer Adult Unisex Tee Size:S Some days the journey includes

Some days the journey includes wildlife metaphors and crossed fingers

White vintage illustration of a skeleton casually sitting up in an open coffin

and raised fur

Parenthood is making questionable life choices and hoping the food is good wherever you end up

The one who is not reading this because they are too busy being fun

Snack Dealer Adult Unisex Tee Size:S Some days the journey includesGoldfish in the left pocket. Raisins in the right. A granola bar up the sleeve for emergencies. Parenthood is just being a walking vending machine with anxiety. The Details: Arched golden yellow text at the top reads "Snack" in a bold retro font, with "Dealer" curved along the bottom. Between them sits a vintage style illustration of a cartoon hand pinching its fingers together in a chef's kiss gesture. The entire design is printed in a single