Hangry Tag Toddler Tee Athletics A red arrow points directly

A red arrow points directly at the chicken's backside

Vintage woodcut-meets-retro-funk illustration style on a white background with warm Thanksgiving tones

White text reads "Rated" at the top

followed by "ATHL Club DEPT" with "Club" in cursive script

Bold italic text reads "Instant Monster" in a large yellow-and-red 3D block font with a horror movie vibe

Hangry Tag Toddler Tee Athletics A red arrow points directlySnack delays are a human rights violation when you are three feet tall. The window between "I'm hungry" and full supervillain is about ninety seconds, and there is no negotiating with someone who skipped their crackers. The Details: A classic red and white "Hello" name tag sticker design with "Hello" in bold white sans serif on a red banner, "I AM" in smaller white text below, and "Hangry" hand written in black script across the white name field. A